And in great news for punners and headline writers, Hilary Duff is pregnant on the year anniversary of her marriage to some pointless athlete or other.
I am hoping this means Lizzie McGuire resurrects her sickeningly sweet pop career with some awesomingly cheesy break up music.
The heart he broke belonged to Disney sweetheart, Hilary Duff, who he cheated on with future Queen of Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan.
Well, technically, nothing other than the fact that both Kaley and Hilary are blond starlets that married athletes, but I have no desire in writing about female stars who get wetties for athletes.
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In the last two weeks, Kaley Cuoco married a guy that she dated for about an hour and Hilary Duff split up with her weird looking husband after three years of marriage.