Welcome to the British nightmare, with its gorgeous flesh, its tinsel and its luminous light-entertainment monsters; its hallucinatory austerity.
As a whole, though, it was a fun beginning and we'll definitely keep tuning in.
She wrote: 'The save-the-marriage storyline could have gotten very cheesy, but the show seemed to just skirt the edge of that, largely due to Hewitt's acting.
For that he is facing possible jail time of two years, as proposed by the commission.
It might even be more fun to draw your own conclusions.
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