If I'm reading this correctly, this is a human-sized cage that you lock someone in and then, once inside, you poke them with metal sticks like a weird version of Kerplunk.
Are lawn darts giving you long farts? You'll notice very quickly that this looks almost exactly like a trailer hitch.
This may seem like it's a step down from that thanks to our little mosaic meant to preserve a portion of your sanity, but I would beg to differ.
Plus it lets you know that if you act shy and lay in a position that makes it hard for the man to get in, you'll really sell the lie.
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