Umbranbitch is just filling the ass kisser position so someone can help stoke our cows fragile ego and return get showered with gifts and give them 'clout'.
Even if she was making as much as the 'she's making bank' anons think she is she would easily blowing through this money every month.
What she has going on now is just not doing her any favors, not to mention she only ever makes it look presentable whenever her hairdresser friends physically come over and brush her damn hair for her.